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(1).
Agar aap ghar me baithe baithe bor ho rhe hain to ghar me “JK Wall Putti” lagwayen,
“Deewwaren bol Uthengi”.
Fir khoob batiya lena.

(2).
Special Formula –
Agar 500 logon ke liye shikanji bnani ho to ek dhakkan TIDE mila den,
kyuki naye tide me hai hazaron nimbuon ki shakti.

(3).
Sapne wo nahin hote jo aap neend me dekhte ho!!
sapne to wo hote hain









jinhen dikha kr wo aapse recharge krwa leti hai.

(4).
Karan Singh Grover married in :
2008 – shradhha nigam
2012- Jennifer winget
2016- bipasha basu
.. Samajh ni aata biwi hai ki Olympics.

(5).
Jiske naseeb me mushkilen or kathinayi likhi ho na bhai sahab,

Uski biwi aksar chuttiyon me bhi maayke nahin jati hai..

(6).
Lakky ne Vikky ko SMS bheja
Bhejne wala mahan, padhne wala gadha!!!

Vikky gusse me reply krta hai
Bhejne wala Gadha, Padhne wala mahan!!

(7).
Vipan to GF – Sorry, me tumahre sath shadi ni kar sakta mere ghar wale maan ni rhe!
GF – Kyu tumahre ghar me kon kon hai?
Vipan – Ek wife or 2 bachhe.

(8).
Bill Gates ne pehle NOKIA kharida ab suna hai LINKEDIN,
Lagta hai IT wale mohalle ka kabaadi hai!!

(9).
Besharmi ki hadd
Aaj ka kaam kal per chod dena chahiye, or fir kal chutti le leni chahiye!

(10).
Aaj ka vichar
Group photo usi bande ke dwara upload ki jati hai jiski photo group me sabse achhi aati hai.

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